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Belligerent and numerous.

Belligerent and numerous.

Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as...
Saving the world with meals on wheels.

Saving the world with meals on wheels.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Annihilate? No. No...
Well, what do you expect, mother?

Well, what do you expect, mother?

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. What’s...