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Daddy Bender, we’re hungry.

I never loved you. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Shut up and take my money! Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.

Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty?

Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

  1. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.
  2. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
  3. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!

Hey, whatcha watching?

Professor, make a woman out of me. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

  • And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab?
  • I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.
  • Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat.

That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”? I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. When will that be?

Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff!

Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Soothe us with sweet lies. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Oh God, what have I done? Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!

I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Then we’ll go with that data file! I never loved you. I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Bender?! You stole the atom. Ask her how her day was.

Anyone who laughs is a communist! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. But existing is basically all I do! I’m a thing. I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want!

Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! We’re also Santa Claus!

How much did you make me? That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day.

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.

Why did you bring us here? Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. A true inspiration for the children. Say what? Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!

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Posted on

August 6, 2016

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